Doughnut Dan
Well despite being locked up for the best part of the last two years, and soon to be subjected to the longest lockdown in the world, our rate of infections are escalating at a faster rate than that of our Northern counterpart where lockdowns were put off for as long as possible and weren’t as severe nor broadly applied. And closing playgrounds, I know they’ve backflipped on this but honestly. Hell we went into lockdown 24 hours after the Premier smugly bragged about his doughnut day.